The Strange Universe of Facebook
by HelluvaGirl
There are two types of reactions I get when I tell someone I don't have a Facebook account:
- "Really? Wow, respect!"/"OMG, me too!"/"You are so, so cool. I should get rid of mine as well."
- "Hmmm. Only idiots, creeps and antisocial types don't have a Facebook profile. You don't seem to be either of those, so get it together, woman!"